Another Boomershine boy is growing up

Another Boomershine boy is growing up…

Randy Reporter - The Scotts Times

Scotts, MI  –  According to previously unpublished reports, Lincoln Boomershine is starting to stand.  Though no photographed evidence yet exists, the little boy who turned 10 months old on Friday has shown evidence of escape from his primordial and original condition on all fours!  Standing sightings have lasted from 3-8 seconds.  On two separate occasions, little Boomershine made at least one real step forward before being dragged again to the ground by the anti-creationist gremlins who purport that this process must take eons.  Reports of his parents pleasure have also been greatly exaggerated.