If you are a runner, you are prone to get bad knees.
If you walk, you’re much more liable to get hit by a car than if you’re at home flipping channels.
Lifting weights causes muscle tears.
Eating health food causes grumpiness and malcontent.
AND NOW THIS! Ergh! Should I throw away my Z-BEC?
How about we just get back to following the Solomon’s summary admonitions in Ecclesiastes to enjoy life while we have it (2:24-26; 9:7-10)